Wanted: funny fake game titles

So it looks like Barons! is actually going to get printed this year, as I just got an email from the publisher asking for a paragraph long bio.

Said bio is allowed to be fictional, which means that it is mandatory that I stuff it full of pretend games which I will claim to have previously designed.

Here's what I've got so far:

1970:  The Battle for Kent State
Snakes & Lagers, A Child's First Drinking Game
Par Cheesy  (The Game of Golf Puns)
Spleen!  The Wacky Organ Donor Game

Your suggestions are required.